Saturday, June 2, 2012

Taking Out The (John Edwards) Trash

I thought the current President was narcissistic - ok, he is definitely narcissistic - but it's possible we, as a country, were a scandal away from having an even more narcissistic President.

After his trial was declared deadlocked (save the one count of conspiracy to accept fraudulent campaign donations for which he was found not guilty), John Edwards didn't have the decency to keep his head down and ignore reporters before being whisked away in a Surburban. Nope. He stops on the courthouse steps and delivered what amounted to a stump speech.

Hey, John, you escaped by the skin of your teeth. No need to thank the jury for doing their job.

You love your dughter more than any of us can imagine. Really? I have two daughters, and I didn't try to deny their existense for the first two years of their lives. I have a hard time believing you saw Ms. Hunter's pregnancy as anything other than an obstacle to receiving the Democrat nomination for President back in 2008. Definitely not an occasion to be celebrated.

Can't you hear the conversation?

"That's great, baby, but we have to act like the baby belongs to one of my aides because this could wreck my chances of becoming President".

As far as doing all that you can in order to help poor children - while that is indeed an honorable ambition - just think of how much good you could've done with the million dollars that you used to hide the fact you had an affair and got your mistress pregnant.

I think you and Mel Gibson need to catch the next train to Obscurityville, never to be heard from again.

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